Revolutionary marketing gimmick where a business does *whatever* better than anyone else.
First date consisting of inserting a remote control vibrator into a girl's pussy, then visiting the museum of death and raising the intensity level every time she witnesses something affecting.
First date consisting of visiting a cemetery and ass fucking the girl on her dead parents' grave.
Taco truck that only serves tortilla-wrapped down-turned thumbs.
Strong urge to ask any man with a 'top knot' if it improved his dick sucking game.
Depression like a disembodied head blowing kisses into a mirror.
Online dating bio that simply says 'old enough to remember that black people used to be cool.'
Shaking your fist at your chest and loudly thinking, 'god damn dead heart'.
Early morning sunlight spilling through the blinds and illuminating two fingers on a hand and for a moment you think you've finally found something terrifying and new, as if you were young again.